Student Surprise
Boil a big pan of rice (or pasta).

Fry up lots of vegetables, and some meat (if you can afford it - you're a student, remember?)

Near the end of cooking, add one extremely hot chilli to the frying pan, whole.

Chuck the fried stuff into the finished rice, mix, and serve.

Should then be divided into portions to serve 4. Three of whom will have a lovely, pleasant, only slightly spicy meal, and one of whom is about to spend fifteen minutes with their head under the tap. Dodging the chilli if it ends up in your portion is against the rules, obviously.

The even faster version involves 4 cheese and tomato toasties, one of which has a big dollop of English mustard and hot chilli sauce hidden in the centre. The maker of said sandwiches has to be the last to be able to pick, to ensure fairness.

Works most satisfyingly as a game if you don't really mind spicy food, and live with a bunch of people who really can't take it.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)