Fusion food recipe
1. Take one medium sized continent
2. Scrape clean of original inhabitants, as far as is possible
3. Stir together various rejects from the British court system
4. Cover fertile areas in wheat, sheep and cows
5. Leave for 150 years and allow to rise slowly
6. Add a blend of Italians & Greeks
7. Leave for another 20 years
8. Mix with more Vietnamese, Chinese and Lebanese
9. Leave for a further 20 years
10. Just before serving, sprinkle with Somalis and Afghanis
11. Consume
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:22, 10 replies)

I like Blue Mink's original better, to be honest.
It's just got a touch more rhythm.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:31, closed)

Sounds fucking divine.
Where is this paradise you speak of?

Do they tolerate new people arriving by boats?

Are they cool with same sex marriage?

Do they have kangaroos leaping down the main street?

Do they dig up their own land and sell it to others?

Do they bow to a queen?

Are they obsessed with sport and winning?

Are the chicks easy?

Are they basically easy with all sorts of races living together 'cos tha's what has happened since British invasion?

Do they laugh at New Zealand?
( Ken Oath, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:34, closed)

Skippy
Mmmmmmm, roo .... tasty tasty roo! Marinate(*) and then cook very very rare.

* I prefer a lucky dip from the store cupboard; usually some combination of red wine, vinegar, lemon juice, onion, garlic, olive oil, salt, pepper, mustard, chilli, paprika.
(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:10, closed)

I saw a sign outside a restaurant in Cairns about 11 years ago:

"Skippy - you've seen the TV show, now eat the cast."
(Maclir, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:21, closed)

Answers:

1) South and East.
2) Fuck no! That started over 220 years ago, and look at the scum that arrived.
3) Yes - except some of the politicians
4) Depends on what city / town
5) Sadly, still yes
6) Only obsessed with beating the Poms
7) Easy for some - but sadly, I never round the easy ones.
8) Yes
9) Do we laugh at those sheep-shagging bastards? Is the Pope a Catholic?
(Maclir, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:24, closed)

If it comes with beetroot...
...they can fucking keep it.
(Monkey Tennis isn't Spartacus, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 13:41, closed)

You can beat an egg...

But you can't beet a root.
(Maclir, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:20, closed)

And pineapple too.
On top of the beetroot.
( Ken Oath, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 14:53, closed)

Yeah
Fuck Hungry Jacks for getting rid of the Aussie Burger.
Progressive Cunts.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 2 Jul 2012, 23:50, closed)

Ha, I'd forgotten about works burgers.
Fuck Hungry Jacks. Maitland bakery did the best ones. The size of a small dog. I shall be making my burger loving Septic missus a works burger now to see what she makes of it.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 3 Jul 2012, 1:52, closed)