I get the feeling most or All of these Answers
have been dreamt up in either of the following situations
1.3am after getting home via the beer taxi and realising theres no food
2.Opening the fridge and realising its 2pm youve had no breakfast/lunch yet, and all there is to cook is a jar of mayonaise, some rivitas, some stale bread, have a jar of nutella, half a knob of butter, past the use by date eggs, and some rice crispies, The local shop doesnt accept cards, the closest card machine is near tescos, in that rough area your not walking to, and you have 87p to your name.
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 2 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)