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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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Of course
Might chip a tooth otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:44, 1 reply)
Kebab shop employees have to keep an eye out
every time they carve off another layer, just in case one of the customers spots a dog collar or wedding ring before they do
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:48, closed)
Could be a novel way of proposing.
Rather than at the bottom of a champagne glass, have your lady love find her susprise engagement ring ensconced in a fragrant oyster of mystery meat and garlic grease.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 10:56, closed)
"Darling, I'm not sure whether I love you or hate you,
so I've given you a 50/50 chance of finding the ring and telling me how romantic I am, or choking to death."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 11:02, closed)

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