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We're bored of beans on toast. Pretend you're on Pinterest and share your cooking tips and recipes. Can't cook? Don't let that stop you telling us about the disastrous shit you've made.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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1 pallet of common bricks, 90 fire bricks, reinforced concrete pad, soft sand, portland cement, fire cement, plasticizer, 200 litres of vermiculite, door, chimney, sweat.



Just add fire.



(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:06, 17 replies)

Very nice!!! I am tempted to make one of the wood burning double oildrum ones i keep seeing on the net, but nowhere even close to me in surrey seems to have any drums!!

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(the_icks has the sweet essence of giraffe, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:11, closed)
They come up fairly often on gumtree and ... whatever that other pikey second-hand thing is called.
I need half of one to replace the bottom of the grill ... if anybody wants to go halvsies.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:16, closed)
It'd work better if it was gas fired.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:20, closed)
You'd work better if you were gassed.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 18:31, closed)
fine-looking pizza oven
and a damn tasty-looking pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:58, closed)
Your garden
is hideous.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:24, closed)
I modelled it on your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 22:42, closed)
I like how the pizza looks like trollface,
"It's so you, Shambo."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:42, closed)
Would this be after Trollface's hideous accident involving fireworks to the face?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:51, closed)
That's the spirit AB.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Thu 5 Jul 2012, 0:11, closed)
Dr Oetker would be impressed.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 2:50, closed)
Nice!
However, I am grudgingly clicking, as you appear to have put olives on your pizza. You sick, sick man.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 8:47, closed)
So do you
take it all apart again after you've cooked the pizza?
(username failed moderation, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:39, closed)
That looks fucking awesome.
Make mine a black pudding pizza please.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Thu 5 Jul 2012, 11:50, closed)

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