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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 21:56)
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fish omelettecrack open 6 fish eggs.
realise they're not like ordinary eggs.
chuck them out and get a chippy tea.
wash it down with a bottle of gin.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:47,
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Fish eggs give me a twat of a headache.I might very well take your gin advice.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:48,
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fish eggs are evil messthat pop on the roof of your mouth and leave the taste of rancid anchovies behind. the floral taste of gin is perfect for getting rid of that elderly clunge flavour
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:49,
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I like the taste.I just don't like the twat of a headache half an hour later.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:52,
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i'm not sure if they give me a headacheas i've only ever eaten them when i've been utterly twatted and the headache is a foregone conclusion
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 20:54,
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Fish eggs are for the loseGoose eggs all the way.
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I bet you roe'd the day you discovered this!(, Wed 4 Jul 2012, 23:35, closed)
Gin, with fish eggs?Wodka or other Aqua Vitae is far more appropriate. I suppose Champagne is acceptable if you are feeling nouveau.
Being a peasant I prefer salmon eggs to sturgeon ones though.
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