Tragic Attempts at Being CoolYou say 'I'm cool, I'm no fool' but then you wind up dropping out of high school'. It was Melle Mel who said that, I swear down. THE Melle Mel, that's right.
This week's question is all about your tragic attempts to be cool (pictures welcome), or perhaps times when you've witnessed another's misguided attempt to be a hep-cat daddio. Share the shame, it might make you feel better.
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I had long hair and an undercut in the mid 1990s.I also rocked a leather jacket.
Christ that's embarrassing.
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And now you're a mid-life sk8tr prick with facial piercings and a hamster and a copy of the OED wedged up your bum-crackI'm not sure that's progress m8.
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I dunno pal, the chinos and loafers look may work for you but I couldn't really carry it off(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 11:52, closed)
Jeans and trainers since the day I could walk m8. No point changing a winning combo.(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 14:02, closed)
my underwear
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Well, natch.(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 14:48, closed)
I wear a leather jacket now.They never go out of fashion.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 11:35,
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Or, indeed, into it.(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 11:42, closed)
Exactly.They're fashion-proof. For people who don't care.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 11:46,
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I'm embarrassed for youI mean generally, not for any mid-90s fashion choices you made
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 15:00,
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Fucking hellWhen B3ta's resident balloon-hatted lego-porn peddlar comes out with something like this, you know it's time to DYAAKY.
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As a transformers obsessed, Warhammer playing, grebo listening, cos play pornographer I really don't think you're in any position to be doling out ridicule.
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As a transformers obsessed, Warhammer playing, grebo listening, cos play pornographer I think you're one of the most risible little men I've ever encountered. Please try and impress me some more with your reading list from when you were 15, that was hilarious.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 15:46,
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Not as hilarious as your cultural interests.And I mentioned Kafka, Burroughs and Ballard. It was just a factual statement mate, wasn't intended to impress you or upset you.
I wasn't just reading those three authors, that would be risible.
Tell us again about the literary merits of the Warhammer 40K novels you read. In your late thirties.
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Oh bless you"I was reading Kakfa and Burroughs and Ballard when I was 15! But I'm not trying to impress you or anything! In fact I was reading other authors as well! Not just those three! I bet I've read more books than you! Better books! And smarter books!"
You're so sweet when you're angry :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:13,
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Is this the bit where you start fantasising about schoolboys having penetrative anal sex with each other?Oh Rob, you are awful!
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You're the one who brings up child porn every timeOnce again proving Sargon's law
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:18,
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No mate, last time we met on here you were going on about private schools being a hotbed of buggery. The obsession is yours pal, even googling your name brings up a result for you masturbating to schoolboy anal fantasies, it must be true :'(
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and yeah, I'll put my balls on the line and state that London Fields is a better book on every assessable level than a Warhammer 40K novel.That's what I'm reading now, in my mid thirties.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!*wipes tears from eyes*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:22,
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stop fantasising about my balls please(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:24, closed)
I know.(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:32, closed)
Your accountant bill payer leaves you on new year's eve.You hang yourself.
Nobody goes to your funeral.
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That's mean. (, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:36, closed)
That's true, I bet his parents call him at least once a fortnight"So, after all that money we spent on your education, do you think you might... you know, actually achieve something? At some point? I mean, no rush, son."
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:40,
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Dunno pal, a high flying movie director like you is a pretty high measure of success, I just can't compete!(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:45, closed)
I do hope that 'high flying' wasn't a dig at his inability to hire a real plane for his latest blockbuster.(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:54, closed)
No I take it back, his expensive education wasn't a total wasteAt the age of 35 he's boasting to anyone that will listen that he's read a Martin Amis book
I bet he didn't even need any help with the big words or anything
Bless
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:38,
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^ last worder(, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 19:53, closed)
I thought it was OK I'm not that big a fan of AmisI prefer my books to have a bodycount upwards of a couple of million
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Nov 2015, 16:33,
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