I did a little bit of sick
Just out with friends we were introduced to a mate of a mate.
He had a few dreadlocks, and when I say few, there were a couple at the front and one massive one at the back.
This thing must have been 6 inches wide and three feet long.
I didnt really pay much attention until , a friend pulled me to one side and told me she thought she saw it move.
From then on I was mesmerised, and yes she wasn't seeing things, it did actually move, you could see little ripples along it.
Fair turned my stomach, but I just couldn't take my eyes off it .
He must have thought we were agog at how cool his hair was.
But seriously WTF?
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Thu 12 Nov 2015, 23:08, 8 replies)

white people with dreads should be gassed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 12 Nov 2015, 23:11, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 6:59, closed)

Racist!
All fuckers with dreads should be gassed.
(But otherwise yeah)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 9:54, closed)

it was a ferret

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Nov 2015, 23:11, closed)

I resent that

( ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 12:12, closed)

Know how you feel m8

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 13 Nov 2015, 17:35, closed)

When I had white guy dreads I spent ages washing, sewing and waxing them
They were far, far higher maintenance than the hairstyle I've got now, which I call "Hasn't been to the barbers in a year"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 13 Nov 2015, 9:58, closed)

Ive seen some very nice dreads on white heads, its the scruffy minging ones that turn my stomach
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sat 14 Nov 2015, 16:37, closed)