Comedian Al Murray recounts a run-in with industrial-scale stupidity: "Car insurance company rang, without having sent me a renewal letter, asking for money. Made them answer security questions." In the same vein, tell us your stories about pointless paperwork and corporate quarter-wits
(, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:13)
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that you can't just have a courier take something from point A to point B. Why would it need to go back to their depot? Clowns.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:42, 2 replies)
just think if every parcel was taken from point A to point B, and what that would mean for couriers. Sure, it works if you have very few parcels, all for delivery within a smallish area. But if you're delivering over a large area then grouping them into delivery rounds makes much more sense. In fact there's an interesting linear-programming exercise you can do to optimize your depot set up. The other problem, of optimizing your delivery routes, is much more complex. I leave it as an exercise to the reader to demonstrate exactly how much more complex it is (10 points)
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:46, closed)
analysis through my CRAY MPx supercomputer, using advanced heuristic polynomial modeling algorythms, with multidatapoint weighting, and it has come up with the answer:
It is MUCH more complex.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:51, closed)
but if I were to hire a courier to move a box of stuff between two shops in the same town, I don't really think it'd be an efficient process to have it diverted to a depot in the arse end of nowhere.
Meh, good thing I'm not running a courier service, I suppose.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:33, closed)
But big organizations like DHL or the Post office are set up to work via Depots.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:16, closed)
most of my knowledge of courier services comes from playing Frontier. All I can really be sure of is: slaves + [forgetting to install life support] = fertiliser
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:36, closed)
as "some-where's arsehole". Thankyou.
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 13:42, closed)
I think in this case it was because his shop wasn't open when he had the stuff picked up so needed to be delivered the next day or so
(, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 9:53, closed)
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