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This is a question Corruption

I once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.

Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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FMCG and FMCE is corruption personified but the industry has disguised these corrupt deals by inventing
all sorts of sales slang like, listing fees, retro discounting and many others. One buyer I was a wooing managed to win a holiday in our competition that abided by all the rules, in the event of tie then the caption contest is used to decide the winner via a panel made up of the BOD.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:00, 9 replies)
Corruption goes out the window when you have an amazing product that consumers are queing up to buy.
Category managers and buyers cannot wait to suck your big fat sales cock in that instance.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:04, closed)
Here comes Farmer Barleymow!

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:26, closed)
I used to do a pretty mean Aunt Flo that segued into Divine.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 21:07, closed)
is this one of those FASCINATING shopkeeper anecdotes?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 19:29, closed)
Don't make me go all type I pizza oven.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:53, closed)
Can someone translate this for me, please?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:02, closed)
Some initials, some jargon, some more initials.
No I can't soz.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:04, closed)
No one said these answers to the questions had to be the slightest bit true or interesting.
FMCG is like the Honda Accord and FMCE is massive drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 20:57, closed)
Obliged.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 4 Jul 2014, 9:57, closed)

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