So, what do you do after a lovely meal out in Hanover after a busy day on your exhibition stand
at CeBIT, obviously you need to go out nightclubbing or that is what the boss says. He found a great club two nights previously and wants to go back to it. We arrive at the club and discover a very long queue to get in. Bollocks, tired and a tad emotional with all of us with full bladders the boss decides to see if he can grease some doorman palms and get us to the front.

For a cost of 400 Euros plus entrance fee - the entrance fee is 10 euros - he gets the 6 of us in to the club. I forgot, we were wearing coats as it was particularly chilly for the time of year. Coats have to go into the cloakroom cost 1 Euro per hanger. Now, the boss does not want to pay 1 Euro for each coat he wants two coats on one hanger saving him 3 Euros. He proceeds to spend about 20 minutes arguing the point. His look of smug satisfaction when he won this important negotiation was impressive - the dick.

BTW - the people I recognised from being behind us in the queue were already in the club. All in all, money well spunked up the wall.

ps. Club was okay, bonus was I had the gay sex with a lovely hotel receptionist.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 17:06, 17 replies)

lol gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 17:17, closed)

^horny

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 19:18, closed)

I made a cowboy puke at cebit.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 18:19, closed)

hang on ... that might have been CES ... they're all the fucking same

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 18:26, closed)

Not so much of the German speaking and car parks with caravan prostitutes at CES.
Are we going to have a game of I've been here, I've been there, I've been fucking everywhere - SO WHAT!
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 19:17, closed)

I don't reckon even this place would count "I go to geek trade shows" as something to brag about.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 23:27, closed)

I went to mass market consumer electronic shows not geek shows.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 6 Jul 2014, 21:25, closed)

soz ... forgot that you're just a shopkeeper

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 12:18, closed)

Forgot you're a servant to shopkeepers, about time for you to work out a better way to mop the floor.
Or surely we will all perish.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:54, closed)

lolwhut?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:46, closed)

Put on your Spiderman costume and get yourself to ComiCon you geek show goer.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 18:29, closed)

TLDR: d.r._and_quinch had gay sex for 463 euros

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 18:35, closed)

I did not pay for the bribe or entrance, I think I got him into bed with a few caipirinha and having a big cock.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 19:16, closed)

When will the lies stop?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 20:05, closed)

It may have been a different cocktail.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 20:52, closed)

PHWOAR

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Jul 2014, 20:11, closed)

two coats one hanger sounds like a terribly risqué Victorian lithograph
"Bah! Two coats? How unseemly!"
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:46, closed)