Time for a bit of truth
some of that know me may know that i have worked out in the shithole that is malia, crete for the past 5 summers and have lots of fun there living a very good life as one of those annoying BASTARDS that comes up to you on the street and gets you to go in bars. I hate to say I'm quite good at it but I generally get the people into my bar by being friendly and making people laugh etc...

I can confess to having had many lovers over the years as it isn't difficult in the holiday situation to get a good looking girl into bed for some no strings sexy time, I have learnt many skills in my time there and would confess to being a ladies man. I have many friends there as well.

There is a bar in Malia called Molly Malones, it's an irish bar and it is very unlike all the otehr "2 for 1" youth appeal bars there and I like the atmosphere, I usually sneak in at some awful ungodly hour for a pint of guinness and a laugh.

our story starts here. It was 2005 and i went in as usual and Molly Malones was quite busy and there was karaoke on, I'd had a stressful night at work and wanted to chill out. A friend who i shant name's mum was out to see him and had started drinking in Molly's while she waited for him to finish work so they could go and get a kebab or something, she was a great lady, only late 30s and very pretty. She must have had him when she was young and i sat with her for a bit, thinking nothing of it other than sitting having a beer with a mate's cool mum. We were having quite a laugh and somehow in our drunken state we ended up down at the beach at her suggestion because she wanted to see "what it was like"

I'm not sure how it happened but all of a sudden we were both naked in the sea (in the shallow bit DUH) and I had her bent over and was literally balls deep inside her, then it dawned on me - I AM SHAGGING MY MATE'S MUM and a feeling of both amazement and guilt and shame and greatness was thrust upon me all at the same time.

She was amazing, I fell for her a little in that short and we both agreed to this day that we would never tell anyone. i'm truly sorry I did it but i don't regret it.

not one bit.

sorry mate
( SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:38, 13 replies)

Sickrik
Plus

"Time for a bit of truth".

Does not compute
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:40, closed)

Teh
interwebs has explodeds
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:41, closed)

If you've took any notice of Sikriks recent activities you'll know what I mean...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:53, closed)

Don't sweat it
saw last weeks post (or was it the week befores?)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:56, closed)

I bet time just sort of all melts together when you're on the dole with nothing to do all day.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:22, closed)

I wouldn't know that one
Only been ont he dole for about a week...

How's 'job club'?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:27, closed)

You had her bent over...in the sea?
did she have gills or did she just drown?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:42, closed)

Haha
that's a win, there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:47, closed)

maybe that's why she still hasn't told anyone

(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:47, closed)

She was a mermaid
and he wasn't put off by the smell of fish...
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:50, closed)

to be fair
she wasnt put off with the smell of cheese..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:00, closed)

she looked down and thought it was a Wotsit

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:26, closed)

HA!

( WormuIus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:13, closed)