I was 19
She was 36.

Me and my mates were in a club in Liverpool called The Krazy House. We were very drunk. We had seen this woman who looked much older than the rest of the people in there (the average age in there at that time was probably about 16). My mate bet me £20 I wouldn't try it on with her.

She seemed nice enough, recently divorced, was out without her fella for the first time. I actually really enjoyed talking to her, she was kinda cool.

End of the night rolls around and I've been talking to her all night. My mates have vanished and left me to get a taxi by myself.

She offers me a lift home.

She then suggests we stop at hers on the way. "On the way" turns out to be Chester. She wouldn't take no for an answer. She virually dragged me out of her car and into her house, ripping my clothes off along the way.

At about 11 the next morning, she finally tires of me and kicks me out. I could hardly walk, I was scratched and bitten to shit and I was blistered and bruised in places no man wants to be blistered and bruised. She had forced herself on me maybe a dozen times during the night. She really hurt me.

I loved it...
(ScousersPet, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:53, 11 replies)

You lucky bastard!
*salutes*
(Miggyman, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 15:54, closed)

*Clicks*
with a standing ovation!
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:00, closed)

Every Scouser I have ever known used to attend the Krazy House on a regular basis....
This leads me to imagine the fair city of Liverpool has only one nightclub....with a very large dancefloor.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:04, closed)

'tis very popular
Just about everyone I know used to go there, though I didn't know a lot of them at the time.
(ScousersPet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:01, closed)

only because
you could stay in bed all day get up at 7pm stay in your PJ's and go to the Krazy House and not have a problem getting in.

What a laugh/dive!


(Kip, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:30, closed)

I
still go there once in a while, although I do feel old when I go (I'm 28)
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:09, closed)

I think my days of going there are over
Last time I was there, I was wearing a tuxedo, after coming straight from a posh ball-type gathering. Got a little hostile!

Plus, I'm now 30 and I think they have a law about old blokes being there...
(BuckshotLeFunk, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:59, closed)

Lies
No one over 15 or under 65 goes to the krazy house. You have the choice of jailbait or ropey old hags. There is no middle-ground.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 18:07, closed)

I disagree!
I go and I'm 28 (although not regularly and it;s cos my mate likes his rock) and the drinks are cheap
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 12:21, closed)

Yes and no
Last time I was going regularly - which is about 10 years ago now - it went in waves. there'd be weeks and weeks when it was like a primary school, then there'd be a couple of months where everyone in there was acrtually old enough to drink.

In the "young" weeks, I would ask for ID before "doing anything" with anyone I met in there.
(ScousersPet, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:03, closed)

Kind
of like being a sex bouncer then?
(Fuckarma was masturbating into your handbag, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 15:32, closed)