I have always been with younger women
and to be honest I've yet to have a girlfriend who isn't a withering ball of angst, self doubt, jealousy, immaturity and negative body images.

In the four serious relationships I've had in my life:

I've had a girlfriend who discovered mid-relationship that men will usually be nice to you if you sleep with them or at least give the impression you will. (Boyfriends don't like it though).

Ive had a girlfriend who shouted at me for watching the half-time cheer-leading routine at a rugby match, and once berated me for flicking through a copy of 'nuts' that was sitting about, because she was so insecure.

Ive had a girlfriend who refused to have sex in any other position than missionary with the lights off because she was a bit chubby. The one time she went on top she got upset because I didnt come quickly.

Ive had a girlfriend who is so clingy she would talk at me for hours (often about how fat she was and that she was sorry she wasn't perfect for me) just to keep me on the phone. She would often cry when I tried to get off it.

If it wasn't for the fact all these lovely ladies (minus 'missionary girl') were dirty, flexible, hot, tight and impressionable you could say my love life was an epic fail.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:39, 11 replies)

so, what you're saying is...
you like to fuck virgins because they don't have a comparison?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:46, closed)

Nothing wrong with a bit of fresh meat.
Its also like a brand new car aint it? Gotta run her in a bit first ;)
(Miggyman, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:50, closed)

Aye.
It's so they don't realise what a small penis I have and that I can pretend premature ejaculation is a Sting-esque epic session.

(Only 2 of them were virgins and with one of them so was I)
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:52, closed)

Ah glad im not alone then.
Girls are just fucked up. Try an older bird they seem to have it together more... well sorta.
(Miggyman, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:50, closed)

Oh shit!
The man who is being condemned, and pilloried as a paedo in another post is agreeing with me!
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 16:59, closed)

Has it ever occurred to you
that these women are fucked up BECAUSE twats like you take advantage of them when they are young and vulnerable?
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 19:36, closed)

Wow!
Someone really wasn't hugged enough as a child. (See how easy it is to make judgements about people, knowing the bare minimum of facts)

If there any other aspects of my life you would like to judge me over despite knowing absoultly fuck all, please let me know. I would hate to think of you not feeling as big and clever as you clearly are.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:25, closed)

Well
The key word in your post was "impressionable". Please explain how this is a bonus in a partner unless you are taking advantage of them?
(Binary Solo loves a bit of algebra, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 23:45, closed)

Well.
I meant in a sexual sense, as the other adjectives I used in that sentence were sexual, I assumed it was fairly obvious.

Either way it was an aggressive, self richeous reply which was based on a whole load of assumed facts.
(Bam Bam McPenis will change all this when he is fuhrer., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 0:35, closed)

You've had partners that:

1: Slept with other men.
2: Was so insecure she'd start shouting arguments if you watched rugby half-time cheerleading.
3: Dictated your sexual activity based on her own insecurities.
4: Would guilt you with tears and self-depreciation if you wouldn't talk to her for as long as she wanted, ignoring your wishes.

And somehow YOU'RE the bad guy?

Far from abusing their inexperience, it sounds more like you were kind to them by putting up with far more than most less patient men would.
(Musuko, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 14:07, closed)

I've met
maybe 3 women in my life who weren't in the "withering ball of angst, self doubt, jealousy, immaturity and negative body images" frame of mind. One is my sister, one is my nana and the other is patently not fucking interested and lives on the other side of the world.

Oh well.
(Ktulu O'Ryleh float like a turd, sting like chlamydia, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:57, closed)