This isn't a paedo gag
It actually happened. I was about 8, he was about 55. He offered me some change at the games arcade which at the time I thought was incredibly generous for a strange man. I played some game (forget which one), he felt my cock through my little pants. When he ran out of money I pretended I had some more and went to the change counter to get some 20 cent pieces and fucked off home.

Some time later I was at our local ice rink and spotted him with his family. A wife and two little girls. My small heart almost stopped beating. He looked at me and he knew exactly who I was and where he knew me from. I wanted to shout something at the top of my voice so his wife and kids knew what a dirty man he was, but I only succeeded in looking at the floor and skulking off. I suppose the weird thing was that I knew what he did was wrong and every bone in my body wanted him to die, but I didn't exactly know why what he did was wrong.

So anyway that makes it about a 47 yr old age difference for my first sexual encounter. What do I win?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:46, 7 replies)

You win a trip to the shrink.
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( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:50, closed)

Bloody hell
got any more stories like that?

That's a barrel of laughs.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 16:57, closed)

Jeez
You make it sound like I was the sicko. I was the victim in all of this.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 17:02, closed)

You came


To the wrong place to ask for sympathy like that.
(Puddle of Sugar was still wallpapering on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 21:10, closed)

if you didnt wear them hotpants to the arcade
all of this wouldnt of happened
(Kierz, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 23:02, closed)

not wrong
some fuckers on here might not care though.
Most do.
And some only joke when they pretend they dont.

Happy birthday!
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 10:21, closed)

A
hug!
(heartbreaker, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 11:28, closed)