Erm
I suppose I qualify, technically.

Except I'm younger than you and already have a girlfriend.

Fuck - I have a girlfriend!!! What the cocking hell am I doing ON THE INTERNET????
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 18:30, 1 reply)

You don't need to be single to be on the internet.
But it helps.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:02, closed)

*nods*
*sighs*

T'is a fair point Ms. BGB...

Although you're a little old for me :p
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:31, closed)

I'm 39.75
Is that older than YOUR MUM?!

love you really Kaol
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:48, closed)

As a matter of fact,
Yes, it is.
:p

No, it isn't really... *sticks tongue out*
( Cawl, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 19:50, closed)

You
tinker
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 20:37, closed)

Shut it Grandad
Hahaha!
( Cawl, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 1:41, closed)

i'm 39.75 too
birthday in march perchance
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:38, closed)

Close spimf
February...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:19, closed)