I HAVE HAD SEX WITH AN OLDER LADY AND IT WAS JUST GREAT
inserting my penis into a vagina. fucking love it. can't get enough. i would do it all day if i could. too bad i cant because my partner (older. younger. it all gravy) gets too sore. heh. anyone who hasnt enjoyed a good fuck hasnt lived
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:49, 11 replies)

I HAD SEX WITH A YOUNGER LADY
AND IT WAS ALSO AMAZING. I CANT BELIEVE EVERYONE ISNT HAVING SEX JUST LIKE I AM RIGHT NOW, RIGHT THIS SECONDFNSDAOF OH GOD I JUST CAME THIS IS BRILLIANT.
(McDave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:54, closed)

i like to punch my girlfriend when i'm having sex
and when i'm not having sex
(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 17:55, closed)

YOU DID?!?
SERIOUSLY?!?

Somehow I'm having trouble believing you. I think you're one of those people who lie on the QOTW.

(Actually, I do believe that his penis was in an older woman's vagina once, but as he was being born at the time I don't think it counts.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:33, closed)

PEOPLE LIE ON QOTW?
*faints*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 18:53, closed)

DIDN'T YOU KNOW?!?
We're all liars and cheats who invent grand stories to make ourselves look as though we have exciting lives and are witty and beautiful and sexy to hide the fact that we all have undiagnosed Asperger's and are short bald fat men with our willies in our hands who dream of maybe someday meeting someone with actual ladybits instead of just staring all night long at pictures of Mylie Cyrus and Alizee.

They've found us out!!!11!!!
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:01, closed)

Bugger!
Foiled again.


*goes off to find new website where I can pretend to be interesting and popular and full of truthful anecdotes about my fantastic life*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:09, closed)

i like to get my GF (GIRLFRIEND) off by clitting her with one hand and playin zelda with otha, you all should try it feels good mna

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 19:25, closed)

YES
i like to get your MA (Mother) off by shitting in her mouth, the dirty dirty cum hungry whore that she is, she will do anything for a digestive biscuit
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:11, closed)

Clitting her?
Is that like twatting her? I'm not sure the women I know would go for that...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Mon 8 Dec 2008, 21:36, closed)

It's only 11am
and that's now three people to add to my ignore list.

Great day!
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:08, closed)

sex is grate man you should try it maybe (get some action)

(hot white cum, YEAH! i will show you 0wnage in a handful of posts, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 17:47, closed)