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Tell us your stories of age gap shags. No paedo gags please.

Inspired by The Resident Loon

(, Thu 4 Dec 2008, 13:55)
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Romantic dinner
At the age of 26, my friend Neil went out with a 19-year-old girl. For their first date he took her to a Chinese restaurant. They were getting on well and the food was lovely. Just as he was about to pop into his mouth a battered chicken ball covered in glistening sweet & sour sauce she said, “That looks just like my miscarriage did”.

Oh to be young and in love.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, 12 replies)
So, did he pull at the end of the evening?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)
Yes he did
it's funny what you will put up with for the promise of sex.

She was a complete nightmare and they didn't stay together for very long.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, closed)
I think I'd have made a quick exit
via the bathroom window.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:33, closed)
I think he was tempted

(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, closed)
I've had those terrifying dates...
...when a voice in the back of your head shouts "Eject! Eject! Eject!".

Stupidly, I've been too well mannered not to bail out on the spot.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)
it's a bit rude & hurtful to do a runner (no matter what your mind is screaming at you to do).
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)
But each and every time I've regretted not doing my finest Jesse Owens impersonation.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, closed)
Jesse Owens impression ?
winning the hundred metres and proving Hitler wrong with his master race theory?
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)
Biggest "ABORT ABORT" moment of my life:
Cute redhead girl reveals she's an avid supporter of the Animal Liberation Front.

I didn't abort, and even texted after (you did read the cute redhead part, right?)... She didn't reply :(
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)
"it's funny what you will put up with for the promise of sex"
there's a qotw in there somewhere too!

slightly different to "things i've done to get laid". heavier on the desperation, maybe.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)
... and also a robot.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, closed)



Now I am hungry.
(, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:20, closed)

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