Romantic dinner
At the age of 26, my friend Neil went out with a 19-year-old girl. For their first date he took her to a Chinese restaurant. They were getting on well and the food was lovely. Just as he was about to pop into his mouth a battered chicken ball covered in glistening sweet & sour sauce she said, “That looks just like my miscarriage did”.

Oh to be young and in love.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:03, 12 replies)

Ewwww
So, did he pull at the end of the evening?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:11, closed)

Yes he did
it's funny what you will put up with for the promise of sex.

She was a complete nightmare and they didn't stay together for very long.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:16, closed)

I think I'd have made a quick exit
via the bathroom window.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:33, closed)

I think he was tempted

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 10:43, closed)

I've had those terrifying dates...
...when a voice in the back of your head shouts "Eject! Eject! Eject!".

Stupidly, I've been too well mannered not to bail out on the spot.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:00, closed)

Agreed
it's a bit rude & hurtful to do a runner (no matter what your mind is screaming at you to do).
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:04, closed)

Yep
But each and every time I've regretted not doing my finest Jesse Owens impersonation.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:07, closed)

Jesse Owens impression ?
winning the hundred metres and proving Hitler wrong with his master race theory?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 11:17, closed)

Biggest "ABORT ABORT" moment of my life:
Cute redhead girl reveals she's an avid supporter of the Animal Liberation Front.

I didn't abort, and even texted after (you did read the cute redhead part, right?)... She didn't reply :(
(ZoFreX is cleaner than smoked trout, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 16:16, closed)

"it's funny what you will put up with for the promise of sex"
there's a qotw in there somewhere too!

slightly different to "things i've done to get laid". heavier on the desperation, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:17, closed)

...
... and also a robot.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:04, closed)

ooh
*perks*

*sproings*

*wilts*

Now I am hungry.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 13:20, closed)