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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I once bought this quality widescreen telly only to have it start spewing out lizards the instant I switched it on.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:24, 10 replies)
Why would you put lizards in your TV?
Yes you did. You put them there yourself.
(leviticus no longer likes the cut of your gib on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)
You should have called an engineer.
Not that they'd be able to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)
I complained to his boss, Mr Lizard.
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:49, closed)
Pffft.
Hahahahahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

CM is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:15, closed)
Are you sure it was a TV and not a monitor?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:45, closed)
Beat me to it!
Too busy listening to popmaster.
(I helped save b3ta! blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:48, closed)
Oh God!
I'd successfully forgotten about That Program. Comedy show my buttered arse. I think they had a machine for syphoning the worst traumas out of people's heads in some mental bin somewhere, but like nuclear waste it had to go somewhere, so they built a concrete storage bunker underneath Chris Morris, but it was just as shit as all nuclear storage and look, just basically massive collective insanity, okay?
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)
You are wrong.
It was absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:33, closed)
I said it was like a glimpse into the Hell where the paranoid schizophrenics go.
I didn't say it was bad. Why, next you'll be accusing me of not liking League of Gentlemen.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:04, closed)
You just don't like the League Of Gentlemen, that's your problem.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:20, closed)

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