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Enzyme writes, "what about awful hotels, B&Bs, or friends' houses where you've had no choice but to stay the night?"

What, the place in Oxford that had the mattresses encased in plastic (crinkly noises all night), the place in Blackpool where the night manager would drum to the music on his ipod on the corridor walls as he did his rounds, or the place in Lancaster where the two single beds(!) collapsed through metal fatigue?

Add your crappy hotel experiences to our list.

(, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:05)
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Greece again
Arrived in the town of Pylos during a national holiday and couldn't find anywhere to stay. Finally, I was collared by an old beggar woman in the street, who led me up through twisty lanes to the last available room in the town.

Perhaps 'room' is a little ambitious, in the sense that a room normally has such luxuries as a ceiling or walls. Nor did it have the traditional facilities of a basin, carpet, furniture, door and lighting.

It was a saggy and dust-covered mattress tossed into the concrete shell of an incomplete building. And she wanted me to pay the standard room rate for an actual room. I turned her down and eventually spent the night in a cellar that stank of fish and vibrated with every passing car.

Travelling was fun for a while. Now I'd really rather stay at home with a paper and a cuppa.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 11:34, 3 replies)
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Frank? There's porn missing from this story, did you know?
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 13:19, closed)
Me too...
As another post script to my de-flowered by Mandy post, one of the places we stayed in was also incomplete. I later found out this was some sort of tax dodge: relief on properties being improved or some such, hence all the buildings with bare concrete 2nd floors. I wasn't complaining though...it was there that I was introduced to the fine art of cunnilungus. Yep, what a couple of weeks.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 14:55, closed)
Che...
It is common in Greece for properties to be incomplete, as once they are you have to pay tax on the building. So often you'll find that a window is missing, or a roof.
(, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 15:39, closed)

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