World Cup
Not really a hotel but I digress. For the last World cup me and 3 friends of various ages went to Amsterdam with the intention of jumping across the border for the England Sweden game. We stayed in a hostel in Amsterdam smack bang in the middle of the Red Light district. We booked one of those fancy 4 man rooms cos we didn't fancy sharing with stinking penniless backpackers and the like. On reporting to the reception we were told our room was double booked and we would not be getting it tomorrow but we can stay for free in on of the large dorm rooms, with the stinky penniless backpackers, FUCK! So we did what any normal English lads would do we threw our bags in and got straight out on the piss. That night I arrived at the hostel 2 mates light and attempted to find my bed in this massive hall of stench weed and dreadlocks. I fell asleep and was woken later by my mate who thought my bed was his and proceeded to push me out oblivious to my presence, this was bad enough, but the fact he was in his 50's, ginger and was naked was also pretty bad, however, along with being old and naked from his legs to his stomach he was covered in shit. I ran a fucking mile and spent the rest of the night rocking back and forth in the bar until the morning. Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart. On the plus side I did see a Aussies fanny when she was getting changed in the morning. Due to this and that film Hostel I'm never staying in a Hostel again.
(AngryCraig, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 15:20, 5 replies)

I stayed in...
A hostel in amsterdam in the middle of the red light district. We stayed in one of the large dorms (my 7 mates and I) and we had the dorm to ourselves. It was actually a very pleasant and clean place. Everything worked and the bar was good too. Nothing got nicked and the place seemed secure. On the basis of this experience I would recommended this hostel to anyone. Cost £15 a night or so and was excellent!
( MadAdamUk was last alive on, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:06, closed)

on the basis
of seeing the aussies fanny, or your mate covered in prozzie followthrough? just thought id check!
(pogo_it, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 16:51, closed)

hhmmn
They both have their finer points. In hindsight I should have issued him a high 5 after he had a shower for having the bottle to do something of that magnitude.
(AngryCraig, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:12, closed)

silver tongued
"Turned out he scored big time with some cheap fat prozzie and did her up the dirtpipe bearback and caught some kind of backsplash from her after some sort of backpussy fanny fart."

That is a legendary sentence my friend
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 22 Jan 2008, 17:42, closed)

SittingDuck's got it
Fantastic sentence. Well played.
(Stevie Ruggling, Wed 23 Jan 2008, 1:52, closed)