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Actually paid to sleep somewhere that turned out to be less compfy, private or clean than the bench in the park outside? Tell us all about it.

Or perhaps you'd like to boast about getting upgraded to a sea-view suite next door to Stevie Wonder, like my colleague keeps doing? Over and over...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2014, 9:36)
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Spain lol
We get key to hotel room. Trundle upstairs with bags. Arrive at room. Scratch heads. Return to reception.
"There is problem?"
"Yes. There is no door"
"Que?"
"There is no door to the room"
"I don't understand"
"THERE IS A BIG WOODEN HOLE BETWEEN THE ROOM AND THE CORRIDOR. THERE IS NO DOOR TO FILL IT. WHERE IT IS? I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW WHERE IT ISN'T - WHERE THE SHOULD BE A BLOODY DOOR"

first post since 2007. What do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! nnnndave, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 6:19, 14 replies)
a punch in the dick

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 7:18, closed)
Well don't fucking leave us
hanging.

Where was the door?
(username failed moderation, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:04, closed)
there on the stair

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:07, closed)
right there

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:07, closed)
A little door with clogs on?!

(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 9:59, closed)
Well, I declare!

(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:09, closed)
A basic grasp of the Spanish language?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:21, closed)
Hole eh?

(mallyjoe, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:25, closed)
Very, very good! 10 points.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 11:15, closed)
yes
this isn't getting the attention it deserves
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 13:53, closed)
This.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:15, closed)
excellent work

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 14:47, closed)
NO ESTAS UNA PORTA A MA CUARTO, COMPRENDE?

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 12:23, closed)
When forrins don't underatsnd me,
I also speak to them in all caps.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 22:57, closed)

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