Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Fat fucking lazy relativeTechnically he is my grandma's sister's kid. Cousin? I don't fucking know. You figure it out! Either way, I do NOT claim that man! let's be nice and call him Joseph, which is not his name.
Examples.
1.) Claimed he was sick and laid up in bed. My other great aunt turns on a Nascar game (self explainatory on that one) and guess who was shown on the big screen jolly as can be? Yep! None other than 'Joseph'. I wonder how they got a bed onto the risers? Hmmm...
2.) 'Joseph' claims to be sooo poor, but yet, never misses a single Nascar game. EVER. He will travel! And he says he doesn't have enough money for food. Trust me, this guy is a FAT ASS! He must be getting it from somewhere!
3.) This one is a rumor, but I believe it just like everyone else does. 'Joseph' had a 'friend' who we will call 'Josh'. Apparently, 'Joseph' and 'Josh' had a bit too much fun. Cue 'Joseph' being rushed to the emergency room with a ruptured asshole.
There are so many stories about this freak, but I will stop there. :P Click I like this if you would be embarrassed to have this in the family.
(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 2:02, Reply)
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