Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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my dadonce he bought a battery powered drill and took the attachment off it then started
running around shouting "this is just like texas chainsaw massacre!"
other of his highlights include:
pretending to be mentally unstable whenever i bring boyfriends around,
talking to my friends as though they have severe learning difficulties,
making the house phone ring just so he can hear himself on the answering machine
and hiding in the bathroom for hours on end just waiting for someone to walk in so he can jump out on them.
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(, Fri 6 Jul 2007, 20:14, Reply)
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