Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Not a relative butstill pretty crazy, Walking home from work I was greeted by an elderly woman standing in the middle of the road (on one of those concrete "islands" you can cross on) talking worriedly to herself. Being a bit of a samaritan I went to her and asked if she was ok and if she needed any help, only to get the reply "FUCK OFF CUNT! YOU'LL NEVER GET MY BABIES!". Ahhh, the colourful life of York's Demented.....
Length? Not sure, I didnt see any babies with her though...
(, Sun 8 Jul 2007, 9:08, Reply)
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