Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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words to live bymy old flatmate's grandma lives very near my brother over in rural essex (although they have the misfortune to be from there, whereas we are lucky enough to be northerners!).
so one day ginger emma and i went over to essex to see both of them together. her grandma cooked us lunch, which was very sweet of her but sadly it was scampi, which i loathe, fishy little bastards. so i was choking them down when emma said, "so are you courting at the moment, nan?"
"courtin'? COURTIN'??" her nan bellowed in disbelief. then said the immortal words for every single girl to live by:
"what the bleedin' 'ell would i want one of them ruddy things 'angin' around the 'ouse for, eh?"
she might have cooked a disgusting lunch, but the wisdom was pure gold.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jul 2007, 15:36,
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