Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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PappaMy Dad said he once smeared some hot English mustard on a cats arse to see what would happen.
"I thought he'd run around backwards with his tail in the air".
Oh, and as per a previous post, he killed my brother's pet rabbit, skinned it, cooked it and served it up for dinner one night.
That man can never receive enough love on Father's Day. The man's a loon and a genius.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 8:58, Reply)
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