Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Not so much mad as unfortuanateWhen I was in hospital with Hep B, my mother decided she couldn't tell the family it was contracted sexually, so she made up a whole drink problem for me, telling them I was a raging alcoholic. Just the thing you want to hear when you're bright yellow and cum Bird's Eye Custard.
Also, I hadn't seen my Gran in three years, and the first thing she did was sniff me and say, "you smell of smoke." Nice. Fuck you too, you wizzened old bitch.
And my Dad shot my rabbit when I was 11.
And my brother wonders why I don't attend many family parties. Not that he can talk now he's emigrated.
(, Wed 11 Jul 2007, 19:44, Reply)
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