Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Crazy PubesI spent FIVE years of my life rubbing my future-mother-in-laws PUBES into my FACE.
To explain, Mrs Haggisbreeder’s parents had recently split up, her mum left her man with the traditional family home and purchased a spanking new place in an attractive part of town.
It was a roomy 2 bedroom flat, so Mrs. Haggisbreeder and I didn’t waste any time in proffering our share of the mortgage for the extra room.
Mrs. Haggisbreeder’s mum was often on NHS late-shifts so, more often than not, many a party ensued.
After some time, I began to develop a reddish rash on my neck which eventually spread out across my entire face (until now, I always put this down to sheer alcoholism).
Now, I’m an organised type of person, I like everything to be ‘just so’.
So did everyone else.
We had an organised routine in the bathroom too.
Everybody would have their own toothbrush in their own space and so on....
But after five years of co-inhabiting with the old dear, we have a conversation like this:
Haggisbreeder: Someone replaced my razorblade today!
Mother in law: No, That was MY razorblade!
Haggisbreeder: Mine is the one in the middle, the Gillette-vibrating-triple-blade-job!
Mother in law: That’s the one I always use to shave my pussy.
Haggisbreeder: You’re KIDDING!
Mother in law: No.
Haggisbreeder: I’ve been shaving with the same razor as you for five years?
Mother in law: Yup!
Haggisbreeder: And you don’t find that weird?
Mother in law: Nope!
Isn't that truly crazy/weird?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 1:44, Reply)
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