Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Forgot about thisA few months ago, I was sitting in the garden enjoying the sunshine, and I will admit that I wasn't 100% coherent after a day in the countryside taking photos and doing illegals. But I was happy in my little bubble and all was well.
Then along came my nan, who is mad as a sack of cats, with an absolute gem to mess my head around.
"Do you know, SugarSpunSister, I always think when I'm drinking water, that some of that water is probably dinosaur wee?"
I was rendered insensible. Bless her tiny, mad heart.
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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 12:35,
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