
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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from a text-to-voice service. It was the freakiest thing I ever heard, particularly because I couldn't make head or tail of what they were saying.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:56, 3 replies)

It works best if the text message is something along the lines of "Now we are in control."
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:02, closed)

I now end every text message to phone in "kaboom!".
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, closed)

like 'Fuck off to Madeira, you old slag!'
I'm not sure that she knows how I do it, even now. All she can do is keep her holidays a secret.
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:42, closed)
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