Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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from a text-to-voice service. It was the freakiest thing I ever heard, particularly because I couldn't make head or tail of what they were saying.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 18:56, 3 replies)
It works best if the text message is something along the lines of "Now we are in control."
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 20:02, closed)
I now end every text message to phone in "kaboom!".
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:13, closed)
like 'Fuck off to Madeira, you old slag!'
I'm not sure that she knows how I do it, even now. All she can do is keep her holidays a secret.
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 22:42, closed)
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