The Kinder Kid
I'm talking about the original monstrosity, not the slightly less offensive version they replaced him with.



The face of this fake-tanned, piercingly-eyed little fuck haunted our group of friend's very existence at school, because one of my mates made it so. He printed off, (in colour, mind) about 300 of this little cunt's face, cut them into individual kinder kid squares, and hid them. EVERYWHERE.

For months, nowhere was safe. You'd be in Maths, and look across at your mate taking out his exercise book to see his face freeze in an expression of abject horror. 'Fuck, Kinder Kid' - staring out from the simultaneous equations.

Remove your wallet at the tuck shop to pay for a chomp, and drop your 10p in shock. 'Fucking Kinder!' - weird side parting peeking over your Halifax saver card.

Almost a decade later, my friend was dismantling his bed, moving out of home and buying a house for the first time. He had to slide under the bed to retrieve a screwdriver, and as he did, he noticed a Kinder face, blue tacked to the underside of the bedframe - Well played.
( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:25, 5 replies)

They have something of a talent for disturbing adverts:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4kHmbZTvyI&feature=fvst
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:26, closed)

Holy shit

( SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:31, closed)

The related vids sent me to this:
youtu.be/vF6PpP-pAcg
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 13:42, closed)

Re: The Resident Loon's reply...
...quite sad really, the lady in that video was doubtless a vibrant child at one time. Mental illness is a very sad thing.
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:15, closed)

I make no comment on the vid itself. I just noted that it was in with the creepy advert vids.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:17, closed)