You may have to be over 30 to get this one -
But the Spastic Society plastic collection kids -

www.salvoweb.com/images/userimgs/27759/31432_1.jpg

They were usually creepier than this, especially the male one and they always had a chain tied round there leg that gave the impression they were there against their will. The only humour here is the sign she's holding saying, 'Help the spastics', we were so PC in those days.

I used to have nightmares about these fuckers. Firstly the paint would start to crumble from them, reavealing a real disabled zombie kid, they would then come after me making a similar noise to the zombies from resident evil, the worst bit was the noise of the chained collection box being dragged behind them, similar to the sound of nails on a chalk board. I'd gladly buy one, just so I could smash it up with a sledgehammer.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 14:14, 8 replies)

She'd ave you
She'd knock you over and steal your hammer.

Then crawl onto your limp boby and climb onto your chest inches away from your mouth.

Then suck out your breath like that wierd little monster I saw in a film once.

Unlucky

They are horrible though
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:01, closed)

CATS EYE!
THAT FILLUM was called Cats Eye, and it was based on that King wanker's short stories. It also totally shit me up for weeks. I was about 11.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:17, closed)

Pretty sure you're thinking of Sarah Jessica Parker in Hocus Pocus
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 0:07, closed)

Naw
That's the 'beautiful' SJP in any film you care to mention.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 7:14, closed)

Those fibreglass monstrosities were at least partly responsible for society's poor attitude towards people with cerebral palsy.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:22, closed)

^agreed^
I had a phobia of them for years!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 15:52, closed)

people with cerebral palsy?
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 8:32, closed)

Haha
Noooo, although I did once get chased by a down syndrome at my local swimming pool, just as my school class were getting out....That shit me up!!!
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 15:51, closed)