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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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*shudder*I can't deal with any finger or toenail trauma. At all. If I read about anyone tearing or losing a nail I have to sit with my fists clenched for 45 minutes. Knees and shin damage - Jesus, that scene in Antichrist with the mill weight! Erm....the film The Human Centipede, ooh, and The Passion of the Christ. Wet toilet paper in any situation, and the feeling of chalk - even the word chalk. I feel quite ill now. :((
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:18, 7 replies)
Quick tip:Don't watch "Dans Ma Peut" -- it's not your kind of film. Oh, and best steer clear of "The Audition" also.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:28, closed)
Completely agree with this. I have a mad combination of weird likes and dislikes that have subtly shifted over the years. Belly buttons and fingernail trauma are the things that have stayed with me. While working with a boy with ADD a few years back who was about to run out in a main road, a female co worker and I both stuck out our arms to stop him, and the co-workers long nail went straight under the nail of the ring finger on my left hand, and while the pain was not inconsiderable, it was the phobic cringing that lasted...ooh a good three weeks. Luckily (possibly, perhaps not) my toenail trauma, which I also had as a child seemed to evolve in puberty into a fetish for girls with painted toenails, but that's another story. Can't even begin to talk about belly buttons though, would have to have a lay down afterwards
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:35, closed)
Belly buttons! I'd forgotten about those, I can't be doing with them either. Without a shower, mine would just have to stay fluffy.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:37, closed)
Argh, belly button!Other people's are just things -- but the only person who can touch mine without recieving a reactionary push is my girlfriend, and that takes a lot of self control.
Edit: Just recalled the scene in The Matix with the robot and the belly button -- far worse to me than watching some real operations.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:42, closed)
I am so phobic about belly buttons (well, my own) that the fact that I am able to remove fluff from it is a matter of some considerable personal pride. Getting a bit of dirt stuck in it can render me pretty much useless for a few days as I gradually build up the will to get it out, knowing that the short term trauma, rationally, outweighs the constant awareness of an alien presence in that area. Don't have a problem with other peoples unless they are outies which is just the most wrong, wrong, wrong thing ever - I could not have a relationship with a person with an outie.
Bsed on the amount that people enjoy freaking me out, I have realised that I would have had a more enjoyable life if I had claimed to have had a fetish for having my bellybutton touched and a phobia of womens feet
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:48, closed)
Arghh....I actually just bent double reading the matrix reference. Can. Not. Handle. That. Scene.
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 17:49, closed)
I feel positively brave!I can touch my own and remove fluff, but beyond that I try not to touch it.
I know what you mean about telling people -- as a teenager a "friend", upon hearing my unease about my belly button, proceeded to poke a couple of fingers in its general direction until he managed to have me swear at him and violently push his hands away. I only told the missus because I thought she'd respect the fact I never want her to touch it -- but she still thinks it's funny to pretend to (admitedly she rarely does and I can cope with a light brush of a finger).
(, Fri 8 Apr 2011, 18:46, closed)
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