But in all seriousness
When I was about 10, the BBC showed a documentary about a hypothetical black hole coming within range of earth and sucking us all in.

Now, in the way that only a ten year old can, I was obsessively terrified of this concept, because in my mind, I believed that them doing a documentary on it could only be a sign that they had evidence it was going to happen, hidden away somewhere.

So whenever I felt the room I was in shake (Common, as both my school and house were by two heavily used roads by lorries) I would shit myself and think that it was happening and we would all die.

I can't remember when I stopped worrying about this. I believe I had my first wank about the time I did, however. Maybe there is some correlation?
( B.T., Sat 9 Apr 2011, 20:12, 3 replies)

The correlation? Simple.
The earth moved.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 21:06, closed)

Well
you had more important things to think about!
(bottle_cap, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:16, closed)

I would make some remark about porn of the darker lady.
But it's too obvious.
(speedevil, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:07, closed)