Shivers down the spine?
Rolling into the house in the early hours yesterday, very drunk indeed.

My alcohol pickled brain trying to figure out why there is a "Happy 20th anniversary" card on the table, then that horrible realisation sinking in..

If I'm honest the fact my bollocks are still attached to me is a bonus.

BTW The message inside said "You fat cunt"
(wimbley is feeling hungover, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 22:54, 5 replies)

Worst part is you can never again win an argument, regardless of truth or fact.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:03, closed)

Like he could before now?
I mean, I assume he is indeed married to a woman, given that twenty years ago there were few if any options (except in Wales).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:01, closed)

Good point... I guess I was (mistakenly) thinking he at least had a chance.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:30, closed)

I went to click to make this page bigger on my smart phone
And clicked on your profile instead. Fuck you and your profile picture.
(Nigella Pussycat picking baked-in hair from creme brulee, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:25, closed)

Aaaargh, fuck yeah
*wishes he hadn't clicked*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 2:35, closed)