
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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I've never understood it why people talk about somebody having beautiful eyes. They are just translucent balls of jelly covered in mucus.
( , Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:46, 5 replies)

It's the best way to compliment a fugly girl, since it's pretty bloody hard to have ugly eyes.
( , Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:37, closed)

I've never understood it why people talk about somebody having beautiful boobs. They are just balls of glands and fat covered in skin.
( , Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:32, closed)

I've never seen anyone comment to another person on how nice their actual eyeball is.
( , Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:38, closed)
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