Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
(, Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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I've never understood it why people talk about somebody having beautiful eyes. They are just translucent balls of jelly covered in mucus.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:46, 5 replies)
It's the best way to compliment a fugly girl, since it's pretty bloody hard to have ugly eyes.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:37, closed)
I've never understood it why people talk about somebody having beautiful boobs. They are just balls of glands and fat covered in skin.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:32, closed)
I've never seen anyone comment to another person on how nice their actual eyeball is.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:38, closed)
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