I guess that counts as scoring in some places...
When I was at University, the local club (The Works) was the sort of place that you had to be totally hammered to even contemplate visiting - you know the sort: sticky floors, music so loud the only place you could hold any kind of conversation was the gents, cut price alcopops and an average clientele IQ well below safe.

One night I was out with a load of the girls from my halls of residence, and had gone to the bar for drinks; when I came back, it was to find one particular friend looking incredibly disturbed - she was wearing a dress that was largely open at the back, and had been chatting away when a total stranger had walked up behind her and licked her from the base of her spine all the way up to her neck. Apparently he was looking at her expectantly when she told him in no uncertain terms to jog right on and never, ever come back.

This must have been about 10 years ago, and to this day I shudder to think about it.
(RathanDog, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:32, 9 replies)

wow
That is just horrible. It reminds me of Ravenous, gross;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a8qXZoiszs
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:38, closed)

love that film

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:06, closed)

I have been to places
where the gents is the preferred place for conversations, and there's no music.
(username failed moderation, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 14:45, closed)

What a sheltered youth you had.
I am in no way condoning the touching of other people without their prior consent -- but if that's something that's creepy enough for you to recall you ought to avoid almost anywhere I recall from y youth.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 18:41, closed)

Touching I can handle
Licking? Not so much...
(RathanDog, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:56, closed)

I always preferred
McKluskys
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:24, closed)

Is that in the same way
that you'd prefer to have all the fingers on your left hand cut off over those on your right hand (assuming right-handedness for the sake of analogy)?
(RathanDog, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:58, closed)

Hmmm
That wouldn't be The Works in Kingston now would it?
( Ultimate Cakes & Sweets Why,what are you planning to do - photosynthesize?, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 10:32, closed)

It may have been...
No one mourned when that place went under - apart from the local yoofs who had to find somewhere else to conduct their stabbings!
(RathanDog, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 14:59, closed)