A while back I travelled from Ethiopia to Kenya
while near the border I was camping in a one man tent next to my motorcycle. I was about 50m or so off the road, hidden away where no one could see me. That night I went to bed nice and early when I woke suddenly up to gravel/stones crunching softly outside the tent. Then I heard sniffing outside the tent. From all around.

After a short while I heard what initially sounded like fairly sinister laughter, it was a group of hyenas checking me out. They took their time and stayed ages. I lay there all fucking night, holding my trusty swiss army knife and waiting for the attack that never came.

And I got eaten alive by mosi's, pricks.
( zulu eh?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:01, 6 replies)

One of them walked through our camp and nicked a cooking pot.
A proper massive cooking pot. We heard it clanking away into the darkness. What the fuck does a hyena need with a cooking pot? We expected to drive out the next morning and see them cooking up an impala stew or summat. Evil bastards.

Clank. Clank. Clank. Eeheeheeheehee! Clank. Clank. Clank.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:13, closed)

Yup, that laugh is fucking horrible
especially when you're in your 1 man pro-action tent you got from Argos. They must have smelled/smelt(?) my feast of instant pasta and come to see for themselves.
( zulu eh?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:17, closed)

And they don't even have the decency to kill things before they start eating them.
That's some creepy shit right there.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:50, closed)

Like mosquitoes
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:53, closed)

Those things
are fucking terrifying.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:33, closed)

Muuuuufaaassaaa!!
Do it again!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=peEkaiRNZoM
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:15, closed)