morphine
lying on a hospital trolly in A&E i was being pumped up with morphine, feeling no pain and also no idea of reality. i spotted a rather large/fat/obese Indian doctor at the end of my bed.
you know the sort big turban even bigger beard that could have hidden brian blessed, i can recall him mumbling something in what apparently passes for english , but to me sounded like an sideband cb of frequency
but strangely enough i can hear clear as day in cut glass English from this doctor "this may hurt a little"

let me say one thing. lying bag of shit! that fucker hurt pulling the ankle straight all right and i passed out, when i came round there was a huge splash of blood on the wall from the open injury that looked like a bomb had gone of, but the freaky bit about it all?
apparently all the doctors who saw me that evening where female, but the male doctor was working on the cubical across from me, they all put it down to the morphine but hay ho who knows that was in my head for months after and i can honestly say that even to this day just thinking about him makes me nervous
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:02, 3 replies)

'the sort'?

( Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 9:16, closed)

oh, you daft RACIST.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:15, closed)

i admit it i am daft
daft yes
prone to episodes of manstupidity? definitely
succumbs to evil temptation at the risk of personal injury? always
owner of probably the best spaz hand in northamptonshire? could be
but a racist ? no
dont think in terms of colour of skin? absoloutly
some of my best trips to hospital are due to playing silly buggers with ethnic friends and they all bleed the same as me when it goes wrong but the buggers always turn up to gloat when i am in hospital and they got away with minor injury's , great friends the lot of them but my time to gloat will come i shall be avenged


etc etc etc
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:38, closed)