
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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There I was masturbating on the top deck on the bus when this real creepy chap got on, and came and sat right next to me!
( , Tue 12 Apr 2011, 19:49, 4 replies)

I was on the bus the other day, and this woman got on. She had really bad body odour.
She smelt of really strong soap, with a miasma of something underneath that - but I refused to put my finger on it.
( , Tue 12 Apr 2011, 21:30, closed)

didnt mean to interrupt your rhythm but judging form the look on your face you had got to the vinegar strokes and i knew your stop was next and i didnt want you to miss it
( , Tue 12 Apr 2011, 20:30, closed)
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