
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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I've just been out for a lunchtime stroll, and for some reason the town is full of weird, misshapen people with deformed, twisted faces, shuffling about and leering evilly.
More than usual, I mean. It's like the Walking Dead out there. I made it back to the office at a run!
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:24, 15 replies)

Maybe it's all the trolls who have been thrown off /talk!
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:24, closed)

Which has its fair share of crusties, chavs, wierdos, greebos, townies, punks, hippes, misfits and casualties -- "the Good, the Bad, the Average, and the Unique", as someone once put it.
But there's something more today - a far higher number of scarily odd people -- it looks like that old movie "Freaks" :

( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:46, closed)

wins the money guys.
To be honest moon monkey, I have to agree, the London road is like Jeremy Kyle, Lewes Rd is Crusty/studentville and If you sit at the pub in Kensington Gardens you can play spot the normal person walking past.
*Edit* Why am i looking a picture of your family?
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:48, closed)

Good old Auntie Bernard.
Urgh, I just googled for more pictures of deformed people...now I wish I hadn't...
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:56, closed)

The greebos, the crusties, and the goths, and you and I - hello, good evening, welcome, and goodbye.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 13:50, closed)

And Jim Bob still makes me laugh today. He tweeted 'Honest to god, I nearly choked to death today. On a Curly Wurly. Take that other Jim Morrison'
Well, it amused me anyway.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:26, closed)

"Despite what you've been told about Elvis, all the good die old and helpless."
"And David Icke on the telly says ... "
Great stuff.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 14:44, closed)
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