
Smash Monkey asks: "what's the creepiest thing you've seen, heard or felt? What has sent shivers running up your spine and skidmarks running up your undercrackers? Tell us, we'll make it all better"
( , Thu 7 Apr 2011, 13:57)
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They should surround the grand master paintings in the Tate with policemen, and anyone caught looking at the naked cherubs should be immediately arrested for paedophilia.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:20, 2 replies)

those naked, doe-eyed flirty little cherubs are enough to drive anyone to paedophilia and should be banned immediately. As should Jesus - he's been giving me come-on eyes lately and I think it's turning me gay.
That's why images of Muhammad are banned, you know.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:37, closed)

I'm just saying that Muhammad has this pouty look that he does that instantly turns other men into homosexuals, and therefore all his followers are gay - that's all.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 15:48, closed)

There's a painting of dozens of nude pre-pubescent children just standing around a forest stream all facing towards the viewer. I can't remember who the artist was now, but I do remember that he was Belgian. "Figures" I thought to myself.
( , Wed 13 Apr 2011, 16:21, closed)
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