We have far more than five senses, you ignorant berk.
And there is no consensus on the cultural history of salvia. What the fuck are "mystical" people? More hippy bollocks and casual racism.

Using the scientific revolution and the extraordinary progress it has allowed us to make in understanding the physical universe as evidence that your fantasies of mystical hokum might exist is utterly utterly fatuous. There are so many logical flaws in that argument that it's actually offensive to the eyes.

Astral planes are categorically bollocks. Absolutely and unequivocally bollocks. And the fact that you desperately want to believe in them rather than learning about the countless array of vastly more interesting and (critically) vastly more real things in the universe is beyond stupid. It is wilfully stupid. You're wasting the brain that you were born with. And that makes you a fucking idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:20, 1 reply)

I agree pretty much entirely with you, Dr S
But, gorluvvaduck, you need to chill the fuck out...
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 20:51, closed)

I have this supernatural ability to produce emotional rhetoric without actually experiencing the emotion.
It's this mystical aztec thing involving ancient herbs and the spirits of my ancestors that you probably wouldn't understand with your blinkered materialist view of the universe. Or ... you know ... it might just be an ability to type words into a box on a messageboard. We'll just never know.

[tales of the unexpected theme music]

[on pan pipes]
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 23:00, closed)

Nope.
Still gibberish
(Boom- Clicks on NSFW links at work., Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:07, closed)

If it were a response to you then I would have avoided the use of sarcasm
on account of you being a fucking idiot.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 8:48, closed)