Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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tongue-tiedMy dad and his mate came to pick up my bed when I was moving house. I wasn't in the room when they lifted off the mattress. They carefully did not mention the knotted length of leather cord tied to the bedframe. Sometimes there is no pleasure in masochism.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 19:53,
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Was it there so you could practice your macramé?
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:41,
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HahaI have one of those and my friend got tangled in it when she stayed over.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 14:00,
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hahahahahahahaNow that's really funny, just imaginging the "KittyOHara , KiiiiiittyOHaaaaaaaaaaaara , help, I'm stuck. I got stuck on your. Oh. Oh dear god"
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