Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I had a meeting yesterdayIn a hotel room on the thirteenth floor.
(I'm not a hooker)
Anyway, all was going well until one of the clients asked me "How would you feel if we changed the material for this particular aspect of the product?".
Without really thinking, I casually glanced out at the view, and replied "How would you feel if I threw you out of the window?"
He laughed nervously, and I mumbled "No-it-won't-be-a-problem-sorry".
Whoops.
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Cawl, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:19,
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You would have been able to retain your professionalism if you had said 'How would you feel if I defenestrated you?' Keep it in mind for next time.
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 20:33,
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If you're not a hooker,then why the hell have we all been paying you?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 28 Nov 2008, 7:13,
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But I thought we'd agreed on a straight £50, suck & fuck?*Clicks*
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The correct term is "half and half"(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 13:27, closed)
That's not embarrassing.They now think you're a no-nonsense go-getter who doesn't give a shit for the rules but get's the job done. You're a loose cannon, but you get results and whent he chips are down, there's no one better to have on your side.
You've probably just guaranteed that customer's loyalty to your company with your straight-talking no bullshit approach. Good work, soldier.
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Gah, there goes your tiptonight big boy.
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