Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Calling your teacher at school...Mum. By mistake. Oh the shame.
(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:15, 7 replies)
BossI did the same calling my boss, Dad. And me aged 23. Ow!
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sameWhat made it much worse was the teacher (who looked nothing like my mother) patted my head and shouted so the whole class could hear:
"I'm not your Mummy!"
I then went to the reading corner and shat my pants. Horrific!
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It's okI sometimes have to fight down the urge to say "Oh, mum!" to my husband when he does something particularly stupid....
I'm growing out of it, but still. People haven't noticed the very few times it's happened in public!
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Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 23:27,
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oh god...called my missus that the other day accidentally... did NOT go down well at all.
Neither did the remark.
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Awful!The only upside was, my Mum worked at the same school, so the teachers always let me get away with it!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:11,
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MumI did that in school.
Twice.
In different years.
With different teachers.
I also once called my wife my ex girlfriends name. Brain error.
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I did that!My god, the repressed cringe memories this QOTW is bringing up...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 11:50,
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