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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Oh, all right then.
I've been on a University Challenge team.


Twice.


For different universities.


I was still a fresher the first time.


I was team captain the second, a few years later.


We didn't cover ourselves in glory for either.






And I have a face made for radio, and a voice made for zoetropes.

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:12, 10 replies)
Really?
I was captain of a quiz time that won the national finals. The embarrassing part is that it was a Young Farmers quiz team.

I'd offer to get together with you and swap answers but you're evidently more of a loser than me...
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:14, closed)
Vraiment.
But you knew it already, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:19, closed)
Aye,
but doing badly on University Challenge is hard factual evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:20, closed)
No...
I mean you knew I'd been on UC.

I'm sure I told you ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:22, closed)
I probably wasn't listening
I was probably smiling and nodding and wondering when you'd shut up
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:23, closed)
@CHCB
I want to have your babies. *laughs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:25, closed)
I want to have my babies too, BGB
I just need some fresh sperm or a hot bloke, a dark alley and a jam jar.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:26, closed)
Don't worry I can't have your babies anyway.
I'm old and have manky eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:28, closed)
dude, Ive seen pics of you
and I think you're dishy.

Not in a gay way, obviously.

No, no - Vipros would be jealous.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:57, closed)
I auditioned
for Universally Challenged twice. And got rejected. Twice. So I'm actually jealous of you.
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 16:06, closed)

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