Cringe!Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."
Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...
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chthonic, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Really?I was captain of a quiz time that won the national finals. The embarrassing part is that it was a Young Farmers quiz team.
I'd offer to get together with you and swap answers but you're evidently more of a loser than me...
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:14,
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Vraiment.But you knew it already, I think.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:19,
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Aye,but doing badly on University Challenge is hard factual evidence.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:20,
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No...I mean you knew I'd been on UC.
I'm sure I told you ages ago.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:22,
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I probably wasn't listeningI was probably smiling and nodding and wondering when you'd shut up
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:23,
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I want to have my babies too, BGBI just need some fresh sperm or a hot bloke, a dark alley and a jam jar.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:26,
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Don't worry I can't have your babies anyway.I'm old and have manky eggs.
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girlinthehole, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:28,
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